Stats: Dr Shambolic.

Member for 9 years, 9 months. Call it a decade.

Posted 108,552 messages.

Over a HUNDRED FUCKING THOUSAND POSTS Dr Shambolic.

A Quarter of your life, posting more than 30 times, every single day. EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!.

Sorry, you were saying - someone around here is tragic. Do continue.
(username failed moderation, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:02, 3 replies)

Jesus.
That's scary.

It's like the young lady who gets a kitten cause they're cute.
20 years later they find her dead with her face eaten off and a house full of mongy cats.
Warn me if I get that bad.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 May 2013, 17:18, closed)

A breakdown
I have a friend who had a nervous breakdown because she spent $16,000 enclosing her back yard in a large cage to house her precious feral cats, and the smallest cat managed to slip through the cage and escape.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:44, closed)

My wife got a shi-tzu puppy
and asked me to put up a fence so he could run around the garden but not escape through the hedge.

Fuck me can those things get through small holes - anything bigger than the chicken wire I eventually had to use was useless - he could shove himself through a gap of about an inch round.
(username failed moderation, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:38, closed)

Oh! How embarrassing. I've typed stuff on a messageboard.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:56, closed)

A lot.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 May 2013, 19:14, closed)

quoting from profile = flawless victory

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:25, closed)

I'm sure we had a better class of angry bell ends back in the day, woodie.
Perhaps I'm wearing rose-tinted glasses.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:34, closed)

Gay cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:38, closed)

RIP Dan the Big Man alwez in are harts

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:44, closed)

Why's that then?
Do the numbers lie?

Which part of this freak has spent 10 years of his life furiously bickering with anonymous people on an internet message board did I get wrong?

It really is tragic. The irony of him calling everybody else tragic almost made my head explode, but it's an internet message board so I ate a chocolate hobnob instead.
(username failed moderation, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:20, closed)

Do you type incredibly slowly or something?
Otherwise how could you imagine this taking up anything more than a negligibly tiny slice of my day?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:51, closed)

LOL
I can't imagine how much self control it took for you to wait 2 hours to answer that one.

100,000 posts doc. That's some body of work.


(username failed moderation, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:26, closed)

So "yes".

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 4 May 2013, 11:56, closed)

Zing!
aw man, that one really hurt!
(username failed moderation, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:11, closed)

I know.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:58, closed)

you're a funny guy

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:25, closed)