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I've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55)
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Mental instability would actually be a considerable step up for you, being as you seem to have stabilised on "functionally illiterate whinging prick'.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:11, 1 reply)
I miss that turtle bloke, he was better at this than you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:55, closed)
Same person, different account.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:18, closed)

'fraid not. I don't need a sock-puppet account - I'm quite happy to point out that you're an unlikeable, dolorous cretin with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:39, closed)
I remember when turtle and happy phantom used to 'talk' to each other and back the other up during protracted and pointless white knighting of fat chicks on questions for the week
In retrospect that seems like well rounded and normal behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:53, closed)
It was like S*xF*ce with logorrhoea, multiple personality disorder, and a truly tragic superiority complex.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:38, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:09, closed)

Do you also remember that time you threw a blobstrop at something I wrote, and logged in with your sockpuppet (anotherwanker, was it?) to white-knight yourself in the third person? That didn't make you look even a little bit like a flailing spastic. No siree.

Bit different, in that this one actually happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:10, closed)
I like how this clearly has been keeping you awake past your bedtime

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 4 May 2013, 9:28, closed)
It was like the internal monologue of an autist with internet access and a thesaurus.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:54, closed)

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