I'm 47 and I don't believe I've had one of these 'ere so-called crises.
Does this mean I haven't reached the half way point yet or that I've somehow missed the point and am about to snuff it? I think I should be told.

Does moving to another country 4 years ago count? Befucked if I know.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:34, 5 replies)

A midlife crisis is when you realize
the bill of goods you were sold when you were young; the "career", the "home" in the suburbs or the flat downtown, etc etc, amounts to a boringly aggravating job with a mortgage to pay and shrew to put up with.
If you never bought the goods then whatever trouble you have is not a midlife crisis.
Unless of course you somehow feel that you have something important to offer the world and nobody's interested.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 8 May 2013, 1:08, closed)

Right on.
That's me alright. I tried some of that and now it's gone.
And I surely don't have anything to sell to the world.

I'm alright.

Alright :-)
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 8 May 2013, 4:03, closed)

I'm glad you are alright
It's like earthquakes, the longer the inevitable gets put off the worse it ends up. I always believe that it is better to make one's mistakes early. At least that's how I've rationalized my mistakes.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 8 May 2013, 4:20, closed)

I kill you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:59, closed)

Orville, what happened to you?

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:39, closed)