Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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I used to give a lift to a dizzy bint that lived close to me and worked close to where i worked.When crossing a bridge with a large windsock flapping quite a lot, she asked me what it was for. I told her it was a way for ships and their crew to tell the time. She probably still to this day believes that.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:25,
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You probably believe she believed it in the first place.Probably
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:58,
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