Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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Massive what the fuck question springs to mind.Where do I think I am? Eh? What in the name of shitting fuckery are you dribbling on about?
Oh and in reference to "you massive bender" I am pretty lithe, so I guess I can stretch, bend and contort myself into various positions.
Unlike you, whom I can only guess is a fat sweaty retard dribbling all over his keyboard as you tuck into another *bowl of cheese covered chips - the only bending you probably do is bending your arm down to the food that you trough into your mouth.
*bowl = the size of an average washing up bowl.
You are a cunt, AICMFP.
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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:03,
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You'll do yourself an injury sweetheartwith that level of internet upset
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