Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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Funny...because she spoke perfectly clearly when she asked me to jizz on her tits. And fuck her up the Gary. And shit on her face. And slap her cunt with a hedgehog. And piss on her while my mate fucked her nose. And fuck my mate in the arsehole, then slowly lower my shitty dicktip into her mouth while she licked the sticky feces from its purple glory.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 6:32, 1 reply)
You too?Well at least she's consistent.
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