Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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A friend was entertaining friends at his parents house for the weekend and on Saturday night his mother was of course preparing an evening meal, standard five courses. Everything went well. Just after the pudding one of the guests when asked if he enjoyed the meal delivered the verdict that the meal was,
"Superfluous!"
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 9:44,
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 11:40,
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French bloke I used to work withonce sat back in satisfaction in a restaurant and declared his food was excrement.
He also used to call the female receptionist a 'wonker' when she was out of earshot.
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