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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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Cool! We can be IRL buddies!
You might get a bit of shock though - it's not midlands council estate prices here.
I suppose there's Help to Buy.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 10:07, 1 reply)
it's considerably cheaper than here ... presumably because it has nothing to offer except a commute to London
dunno if you're serious or throwing a marshmallow but that looks about as attractive a prospect as a holiday in Miami in rainy season
(, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 11:39, closed)

You are deluded about where you live. I can't blame you, I would be too if I had to live there.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 13:56, closed)
did you even bother to read those links? there's not one housein Cambridge on that first page
450k buys you a four bedroom detached in Godawful or a two-up-two-down terrace in Cambridge.

mmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnng!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:14, closed)
Que?
Detached house Zed index (Cambridge): £488,334

Detached house Zed index (Godalming): £827,125

But don't let that stop you getting defensive about the value of your shabby ex-council semi.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:26, closed)
that's not in Cambridge, you thick fuck
This is the first detached house in that list that's actually in Cambridge and not one of the surrounding commuter villages:

m.zoopla.co.uk/home-values/browse/cambridgeshire/cambridge/#/home-values/trumpington/barrow-road/
(, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:29, closed)
I think someone might be getting a little bit
upset
(, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:43, closed)
I don't know why you would
it's your choice to live in a dreary commuter village with nothing but country pubs and the local Am Dram society to entertain you ... I'm sure the quantity surveyor and bank manager neighbours have some fascinating anecdotes while you're all waxing your Volvos on a Sunday morning
(, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:47, closed)
Aren't we due a big stroppy deletion
about now?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:53, closed)
I can if you like, Albert.

(, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:55, closed)
bit harsh ... it's got a sweet shop and a bandstand ... it's a thrill-a-minute cultural centre
www.surreylife.co.uk/out-about/places/godalming_where_to_eat_shop_and_visit_1_1644637
(, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 14:26, closed)

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