Misheard and Misunderstood
Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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The Gap
I once took my step daughter to London for a nice day out.
We did the usual tourist bits, had a nice lunch, traveled the tube and had a great time.
On the train home she suddenly burst into tears when I asked her if she'd had a nice time.
"We didn't find the gap. The man on the underground train told us we should find the gap and we didn't!"
Me pissing myself didn't seem to cheer her up at all.
( , Sun 31 Aug 2014, 12:03, 2 replies)
I once took my step daughter to London for a nice day out.
We did the usual tourist bits, had a nice lunch, traveled the tube and had a great time.
On the train home she suddenly burst into tears when I asked her if she'd had a nice time.
"We didn't find the gap. The man on the underground train told us we should find the gap and we didn't!"
Me pissing myself didn't seem to cheer her up at all.
( , Sun 31 Aug 2014, 12:03, 2 replies)
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