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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

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you left six minutes ago

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:56, 1 reply)

Impressed again.

Took longer than I thought to organise the kids. Hoping for a tuna this afternoon...it is the season but we've come up dry so far.

Last week they caught one and sliced it on the boat, we had sashimi with just a squirt of lime. Heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:00, closed)
last week you were in the uk, you ridiculous fantasist

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:02, closed)

Yes dear, that's right.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:06, closed)
I know it is.
What I'm genuinely struggling with is why? Why make up a family holiday to somewhere awful?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:08, closed)

You're right. We should have gone to the Travelodge in Stoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:16, closed)
the more you keep announcing you're leaving then posting again, the more convinced everybody is that you're on holiday with your loving family and not on a lonely business trip
honest
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:18, closed)

I've left. And amazingly I brought my phone with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:25, closed)
but not your parenting skills

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:27, closed)

Says Mr 'leave them with the au-pair whilst we go and take massive drugs in a tent in a wet field in Stoke'.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:28, closed)
my kids exist ... a subtle but important difference

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:34, closed)
Would you guys
Just fuck each other so we don't have to bear witness to your bizarre courtship?
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:35, closed)

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