Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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Sorry for chatting, I'm EnglishI found a curious stall at Camden Market that sold keyrings with insects embedded in a clear resin. Mostly tropical species so I bought a Scorpion. After paying I foolishly said that whoever made the trinkets must be brave because some of the creatures were dangerous.
Without the slightest pause and with a heavy Malasian accent the guy screamed at me "BUT THEY ALL DEAD!!!"
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Is that the unfortunate arthropods,or the people that captured them?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:07,
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(^(^;;^)^) BOTH!(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS AVENGED OUR FALLEN COUSINS!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:08,
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