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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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Sorry for chatting, I'm English
I found a curious stall at Camden Market that sold keyrings with insects embedded in a clear resin. Mostly tropical species so I bought a Scorpion. After paying I foolishly said that whoever made the trinkets must be brave because some of the creatures were dangerous.
Without the slightest pause and with a heavy Malasian accent the guy screamed at me "BUT THEY ALL DEAD!!!"
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:18, 4 replies)
This is silly,
but I like it.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:22, closed)
Is that the unfortunate arthropods,
or the people that captured them?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:07, closed)
(^(^;;^)^) BOTH!
(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS AVENGED OUR FALLEN COUSINS!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:08, closed)
Fair enough.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:15, closed)

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