Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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Well, yeah, ok.*Backs away from the internet.*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:46,
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sometimes right ... sometimes ... when I'm on a business trip I'll take photos out of the hotel windowand make up stories about how my imaginary children are having a lovely time
But I'm definitely not mental.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:48,
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See, I was quite prepared to believe that he was going on holiday to Florida, right up to the point where he deleted the entire thread at a time when he should have been boarding his plane.:/
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:53,
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You credulous fools.He clearly boarded one of his own fleet of aircraft, which he bought to fly around his property portfolio and on which he's allowed to use wifi all the time, because the cabins are clad with special pizza-oven bricks so it doesn't interfere with the instruments or owt.
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.Yeti., Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:33,
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That's a bit cynical.After all ... it's not like he was demonstrably still in the UK a week after having announced his exciting departure.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:44,
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