Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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See ... I thought that ... but then when you poke him he becomes incredibly defensive.Posting photographs of a retirement swamp from your hotel balcony is more than a double-bluff wind up. That's proper bonkers.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:51,
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i think the defence is part of his wind-up campaignhe probably lives somewhere depressingly normal and boring and does a depressingly normal and boring job with a depressing and normal wife
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:52,
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I refuse to believe this.He's either a genuine dullwitted property developer who holidays in a swamp. Or he's a deluded fantasist who genuinely wishes he was a dullwitted property developer who holidays in a swamp. Anything else is no fun at all.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:54,
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the second one would be much more funfor once - and this is genuinely a one time only thing - i hope you are right
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:11,
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I reckon we all just agree to believe that then.Save trouble all round.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:12,
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ok i solemnly declare that i believe that he has convinced himself of everything he types
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:16,
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