Missing body parts
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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This guy in America I know...
...has only got one arm - he lost the other one in Iraq.
That's not the interesting bit though - Lewis (that's his name) went for a swim and disappeared for a couple of days. When he came back his arm had grown back!
Sadly though, his boss convinced him that it was weird and a bad thing, so he cut it off again with a small chainsaw thing.
EDIT: Littlesunshine, it's not strangling nurses, it's slowly making its way back to you so that you can be reunited again for ever and ever.
( , Fri 2 Jun 2006, 14:59, Reply)
...has only got one arm - he lost the other one in Iraq.
That's not the interesting bit though - Lewis (that's his name) went for a swim and disappeared for a couple of days. When he came back his arm had grown back!
Sadly though, his boss convinced him that it was weird and a bad thing, so he cut it off again with a small chainsaw thing.
EDIT: Littlesunshine, it's not strangling nurses, it's slowly making its way back to you so that you can be reunited again for ever and ever.
( , Fri 2 Jun 2006, 14:59, Reply)
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