Missing body parts
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Lies, Damn Lies and Circumcisions
I had my foreskin whipped off when I was four and my mother told me they had to put a special ring round my cock because it had been hurting.
I asked her about it several years later and she confessed that she lied about it and so now, whenever possible, I do little things to make her cry.
I'm a real hero.
( , Mon 5 Jun 2006, 16:32, Reply)
I had my foreskin whipped off when I was four and my mother told me they had to put a special ring round my cock because it had been hurting.
I asked her about it several years later and she confessed that she lied about it and so now, whenever possible, I do little things to make her cry.
I'm a real hero.
( , Mon 5 Jun 2006, 16:32, Reply)
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