
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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The other week I had to have a small cyst removed from the end of my nose.
When I walked in the nurse said "oh, it's a little fatty lump!"
I thought "well you're a fine one to talk", but unfortunately only about 3 hours later.
( , Wed 7 Jun 2006, 9:08, Reply)
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