MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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stuey . . . .I am a monkey in one of those factorys yet we produce no prose, that task is reserved for the smart monkeys, those cunts get grapes and everything, we just get chucked against the walls, kicked and occasionally eaten.
Your witty leftfield yarns had the capacity to raise whoops of joy from me and some of the other fuck monkeys round here. we are in mourning at your last mail, and hope you get paid by your trade else where.
but back to the topic, I also once asked for hot chocolate at a small cafe, and out came the waitress with four tall groovily dressed spades.
the four of em for one fifty !
it doesn't always fall your way but its sweet when it does . . .
(, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 13:46, Reply)
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