MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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Granny Licks Yours!When I was a student, I had a part time job in Woolworths. My boss was telling me about some old granny who had walked right up to him and announced, "Lick yours!"
He was obviously rather shocked by this and asked her to repeat that... she simply said, "Lick yours". Just those two distinct words... nothing else.
It took a few minutes of confusion (followed by quite some time of stifled giggling) to work out that she was after chocolate liquors...
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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 13:01,
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