Never leave your phone at work
Years ago I worked in an open plan office & I sat near a girl who was soon to be married. It seemed the relationship was somewhat rocky given the amount of shouting matches we all overheard her having on the phone with the husband-to-be.

I was working late one evening when I heard her mobile ringing on her desk after she had left for the day. So I answered it & it was the fiancé. Fiance: “hello is [insert name] there please?” Me: “No sorry she’s in the shower at the moment, can I take a message?”. Click. Buuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:01, 3 replies)

What
a cunt. That is all.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:25, closed)

To
be fair, it sounds like he probably did her a favour.
(dchurch bah, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:44, closed)

that was evil!
(I didn't say it wasn't funny, though)
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:54, closed)