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How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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In the pub one night a mate of mine asked if I’d be interested in purchasing a fancy new mobile for a tennerNever one to turn down a bargain, I asked if I could see the wares first. My mate then twatted me hard on the side of the head so I saw stars and lost the use of my hearing for the rest of the evening. Then, to add insult to considerable fucking injury, the bastard demanded I pay him the tenner.
If someone ever offers you a top of the range knock-ear in similar circumstances, just tell them to fuck off.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:33,
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Argh.This is possibly the worst pun I have ever seen on QOTW.
Clicks.
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Fucksakes...*klik*
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:37, closed)
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