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How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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I got bum raped by a phone.Not a long story really. It was an old phone with a solid, unretractable aerial. It fell out of my pocket and wedged, aerial up, between the cushions. It was a little, plastic, cancer causing suppository which played the Mexican hat dance.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:09, 4 replies)
HmmPOIDH
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:48, closed)
My apologiesI leave my posts rather open ended. It wasn't, as you may have suspected, inserted several yards up my cornhole. The aerial tried to make an unauthorised entry through the fire escape and snapped off.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:51, closed)
.I'm slightly disappointed now
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:01, closed)
Me too.In myself. Sorry.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:09, closed)
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