Phones are for wankers
I bought my latest phone on eBay, I normally do this as you can blag a decent, if a bit dated, phone cheap due to people getting upgrades on their contracts.

Anyway, I bought this sweet samsung thing that had a nice camera, internet connection, bluetooth AND it even let you ring people off it. The phone arrived swiftly, positive feedback both ways, everybody's happy.... until... I'm bored, i'm looking through the games on the phone
Menu: my files: games & more:
"oooh... " i think to myself "freekick, that looks fun... cannonball, i'll give that a go, Masturbator Pro, i've not heard of that... HANG ON. MASTURBATOR FUCKING PRO?!"

I open the file, curious, scared. The icon is a picture of a bunny rabbit, the 'game' opens, it's a choice of different vibration patterns: random, pulses, continuous.

I'd bought a phone that a woman had been using to frig with. I was not happy, I sniffed the phone but it didn't smell too 'used'.

Eventually I got over this trauma, I was looking through the calendar option which it seems the previous owner had used to log her peroids.

23rd June 08
Got some blood on jeans, pissed off.

24th june 08
Very heavy, it really hurts

Etc etc

Lesson: Don't buy second hand phones.
(nobface part time paperboy full time gangsta, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 17:22, 3 replies)

*snort*
*giggle*
*click*
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:12, closed)

Put it back on ebay
with an accurate description. You'll make a fortune.
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:56, closed)

*Gag*
Bought my old phone off eBay too (I learnt my lesson and bought the latest one new). I eventually ruined the very flat front of it by chucking it round with keys etc. Started licking the screen to get a good look at it. Feel sick now. :(
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:12, closed)