The look on that kids face will stay with me forever.
A few months ago, I ventured to that London on a college trip for a few days. A fine time was had by all, despite the fact that we were mainly confined to the hostel due to a few slight riots that were going on about a mile away from us. Still.... we all got hammered and had a great time for 4 days.

On the way home I was sat next to one of the lads from my course and we got to chatting about a wide variety of amusing things. Eventually, we strayed into the territory of amusing videos and began swapping videos from our phones via bluetooth, when suddenly someone began sending us lots of crazy messages and videos. Hatching a fiendish plot, the guy I was next to devised a way to find out who it was. He sent a video he had of himself when he was younger, in which he emitted a high pitched and very loud laugh. As soon as the person played it, we'd hear it. It worked, and we discovered the irritant was a boy of around 12 sitting a few seats behind us.

The messages continued, bombarding my mates phone with constant videos and messages, when suddenly he realised how to stop it. You see, one of the videos I had given him was the highly disgusting "make your own mcflurry" one, containing a scene from two girls one cup. As soon as I realised what he was doing, I tried to reason with him but it was too late, he'd already sent it...... the bluetooth messages came to a sudden and abrupt halt.

About half an hour later, we arrived at newcastle and the train ground to a halt. A lot of people were getting off when the boy in question walked past our seats. He stopped and slowly, ever so very slowly turned and looked my mate in the eye. There was a look of abject horror on his face.

I don't think he'll be doing that again in a hurry. He wouldn't even wave back after he got off the train either.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:13, 4 replies)

The bluetooth equivalent
of being nuked from orbit
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 5:54, closed)

It was
the only way to be sure
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:54, closed)

L'esprit d'escalier
If only that line had been included in the original post! :)
(LittleKitty, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:18, closed)

Mwa ha ha!
Truly excellent stoppage.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 0:21, closed)