Undercover?
Not really a mobile disaster, but it made me laugh.
A group of us were in some of the dullest training session, given by a man who was apparently the professor of dull at dull university. Just as we were dozing off, the door crashed open and 2 plain-clothes coppers burst in, ask the bloke 'are you Professor Dull?' 'er... yes' 'right then, you're nicked!' and drag him out of the room.

One of the coppers then returns to explain that training is 'probably over for the day'. Just then his under-cover mobile rings, and his ringtone is the theme from The Professionals at the loudest volume I have ever heard. Possibly a bit of a giveaway? I think so.
(Toooldforallthis, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:05, 1 reply)

Shut it!
Just "you're nicked"? Not prefixed with "Right slag ..."?

Then again, I suppose it was the Professionals and not the Sweeney.
(Neil_E_There didn't the Aussies used to be good at cricket?, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:43, closed)