anonymous mobile phone porn sending
one of my most favouritist of hobbies back in the day, when i had quite a sizable amount of porn on my phone (i don't anymore).

turn on bluetooth, select whichever filthy clip you like, search for devices, pick one at random and send. of course, your target has to actually accept the video first, which doesn't always happen what with most people being security conscious these days. but every now and then someone just can't resist.

one of my finest achievements was sending a clip of a lady shitting in another lady's mouth to a random chap in the local pub one afternoon. ''eeeuurgh, who's facking sent me that then'' he bellowed as he jumped up from his seat and began patrolling the pub, pint of stella in hand, searching for the culprit. luckily i managed to keep a straight face and claim ignorance when he got to our table. how i pissed myself later on though.

good times.




note: i recall stopping this particular activity after one day reading in the papers about a bus driver who got sent down for doing this same thing while driving his bus. his target turning out to be a schoolgirl. be forewarned before getting any ideas!
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:48, Reply)