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How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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Rabbit... Rabbit ...Surprise!I was in the pub with one of my mates. He was telling that his girlfriend had got a pet rabbit. One of the really fucking big ones, bigger than his Jack Russell. I was being a little sceptical so he took out his phone navigated to his pictures and passed it across to me. There sure enough was his mrs cuddling an absolutely huge rabbit, next picture, the rabbit dwarfing a little yappy type dog, next picture, a close up of an engorged penis
"Ahh!!" I shouted
"bollocks, I forgot about me cock" he replied
His girlfriend was away so he sent the picture with "wish you were here"
awwwww who said romance was dead
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:26, Reply)
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