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How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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Just for shits and gigglesWhen on hold I sometimes like to pretend I'm finishing talking to someone next to me when the operator picks up, and just say an end to a sentence that makes them wonder what the hell I was talking about.
My best so far is "...and then I realised, this blow job WON'T cost me an arm and a leg! I'm paraplegic! I dunno, kids today..."
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:26, 2 replies)
I do this when I'm answering"...and then I found out she was only 13! Hello?"
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:57, closed)
thir-fuckin-teen!practically a polanski mate.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:14, closed)
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