I'm sure I'm not the first person to send a picture to the wrong person...
...but I had a seriously lucky escape with mine. Due to a combination of Sony Ericsson phones showing you a list of recent recipients and my handset having a slightly broken joystick thingy I didn't scroll down quite far enough and instead of sending my wife a picture of my monumental erection, I sent it to my ex-girlfriend's daughter O_o

The panic as I realised what I'd done was compounded when I rang her to say "Don't open that text, just delete it!" and got no reply...

Sweating on it for a few minutes and wondering how long to leave it before I rang back, I received a text from her. Opening it with trembling hands I read:

"Hi Kenny. Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I was driving and there was a police car behind me. I can't receive pictures on this phone, what did you send me?"

How relieved was I? :)


/length? Well, it fitted on a mobile phone screen...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:37, 2 replies)

You dirt, Kenny.
You utter dirt.

Still, a distortion pedal hides many things...
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 1:55, closed)

Well, at least...
..she was old enough to drive. Imagine the trouble you'd have been in if she was younger and her phone could receive photos! :)
(iNsAn1tY has been listening to metal all day, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:49, closed)