I guessed it was you ;o)
Hmmmm... I remember that GF. She's now a single mum to a beautiful little girl. Still fruit & nut from what I hear and I still get the odd email from her.

Her best line in the Tap & Spile one day was exclaiming in a most impressed manner to a lady in the pub, "OOOOOOOH, LOOK! Your dog matches your outfit!" Which it did.

How are you and your fab missus?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 12:53, 1 reply)

We're Good

New house, two crazy cats - one of which is a spacker as it's deaf and incredibly stupid. Makes Mildew look like a MENSA member...

Anyway - how's J and is he anywhere near his ambition to become a professional assasin?

If you see the ex (and I give thanks daily that the sprog wasn't mine) tell her I'm dead. It'll cheer her up.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 13:56, closed)

Not much chance of that mate
She's living in Hadston now.

J changes his mind daily about what he wants to do. So far we're happy that he's made a decision to stay on at High School when the time comes.

Mildew hasn't changed. In fact she's even more mental than she the last time you saw her...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Aug 2009, 14:14, closed)