when bluetooth was released on handsets
I remember I was sitting at my desk in my call centre job. My Bluetooth on, on my mobile phone. My Phone Bleeped, I had received an anonymous message..

Click to receive from *whoever*. (I can’t remember the name- thasts not important though)

Being new to the Bluetooth lark, I simply clicked accept, and it began to download. It was quite a large file, so it took some time.

Then it opened...

My face changed from one of happiness, to intrigue, to bewildering, to disgust, to a confused look, to sickness, back to confusement (is that a word), to vomiting, to disgust… and so on..


...and that my friends, was the first time I saw 2 girls one cup.

To this day I still don’t know who sent me it, they must have known who i was, and must have been watching my face from a far... im sure it was a picture.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:21, 2 replies)

Were
they watching you wank to it too?
(Rsoles, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:46, closed)

the *first* time you watched it....
..implication is that you've watched it again since.... and again.... and again...

you'll go blind, young man!
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 13:03, closed)