Chinese mushrooms
I made an accidental mistake on putting my mates number in my wifes phone.

Sean is a bit of a lunatic, and appreciates calls when lunacy is happening if he is not there first hand.

I grew a load of mexicana cubenis mushrooms - very cool they were too! So one Saturday afternoon we decided to brew a load up and while away the afternoon. Mexicana's aren't like english shrooms - they are a lot easier on your mind, and shorter lived. But you laugh a lot.

Whilst giggling our asses off at nothing, suddenly - lets text Sean. "The mushrooms are coming aaagggh i think they have got us hahhahahhh "

About 2 minutes later the phone rings. It says sean. "Hello mate, hows it hanging" is met with "What you doing" "You no bout mushroom" "What you say abou mushroo" SHIT. phone down. WTF? We looked at each other and after a few minutes thought - well done Sean. The fake chinese accent was great. very funny. lets ring him again. Chinese lady starts screaming "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT MUSHROOM" "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT MUSHROOM" "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT MUSHROOM"

Fuck. phone down and quite a few hours of confusion followed before i realised i had mistyped the number. some poor random chinese lady had been receiving quite a few odd late night texts. She can't have understood any of them as they make little enough sense to those involved. She didn't think we needed help though - what if they had got us and she simply did nothing. I like to imagine the crimewatch reconstruction even now.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:59, Reply)