Ashen, Fossilized Dog Poo
You just don't get them anymore. There were dog turds the colour & consistency of cigarette ash that were almost landmarks when I was a kid. "The cinema? Turn left at the newsagent, straight on, then left at the pile of jurassic poo"
( Young Master Ploppy, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 17:15, 5 replies)

That's because
there's less ground bone in dogfood these days. Less calcium = no white dog shit.
*dabbles in science*
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 18:10, closed)

Some people put plenty of bone in dogshit.

(speedevil, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:52, closed)

keep your sordid sex tales to /qotw, please
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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:27, closed)

For many years
Mrs Chocolate Orange firmly believed that the white dog poo was poodle poo.

...but do we really have a longing to return to the days when our streets were littered with dog shite? At least nowadays it's only around kids' playing fields where the minority of selfish, arrogant twats feel that other people's kids deserve their dogs' backside effluent rather than spending twenty seconds of their precious time clearing it up.
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:46, closed)

As a kid, I thought it was Dalmation poo.
Then one day, whilst on the way to school, I witnessed a Dalmation curling out a green sausage on the pavement. That's an image that's stayed with me for life.
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 13:57, closed)