The wife and I had sex, last night,
which was so-so (Dr Shambolic has ruined that woman). However, ever since that mumsnet thread, I've been keeping a Penis Beaker on standby - what a revelation! Dunking my steaming bits into a mug of cold water was just the greatest feeling!
From now on, I'm going to forgoe the sex and head straight for the beaker, ensuring that I get my daily moment of joy, without all the hard work.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:12, Reply)