Well - there was this one time I got done for speeding.
The copper who gave me the ticket called me a nonce, but I'd recorded it on my 'phone.

I let the case go to court, and when called to the stand, proceded to play the recording.

Case dismissed!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:46, 2 replies)

You should've punched him in the face.
Then got his colleague to agree with you.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:30, closed)

Ambassador, with this bullshit you are really spoiling us.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:17, closed)