Little Moments of JoyFreddie Woo says: What has made you smile and made your day better recently? We need cheering up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:02)
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RecentlyI had been eggbound for a few days. Finally things were beginning to move. And after 20 minutes grunting and sweating, thinking I might have to tie a rope around it and pull it out, my sphincter dilated and out it slid gracefully like a ship being launched.
To add to the joy, I had Princess Anne standing by to smash a bottle of champagne against it.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:12,
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You paint a pretty picture of fizzy poo"no mean feat" for the second time today and it's not even lunchtime. Bravo
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