I had decided to surprise my son with a cup of tea
So I went up into his room only to find him with his headphones on, frantically masturbating. Barely able to control my sniggers, I went downstairs where all of the girls in his class happened to be, and got them to come up and have a look.

They were even more amused than I was.

I left the cup of tea on his bedside table, but he must not have noticed as he hasn't said anything yet.
(Eukanuba, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 12:22, 2 replies)

yebbut
when they got up there they said "do you want a hand with that?" and then he had them all one after another, in every position imaginable. And you could have been part of it.
(rogerzilla, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 14:03, closed)

Happened to be.
Why?

Without that bit of the story explained, it's just sounds like a toddler making shit up.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:08, closed)

Star Wars

( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:46, closed)

Also, if you didn't make this up,
then you're an awful parent, and you'll deserve it when your son puts you in a cheap home later in life.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:00, closed)