Bedtime story
As I was getting ready to go to bed, I took off my T-shirt only to discover a wart on my stomach. I had never had a wart before, and I wondered what I should do with it. Should I put some cream on it? cut it off? or just leave it unmolested. As I pondered my options I prodded it with my finger and to my surprise it came off. Turned out it wasn't a wart but a fleshy tomato seed that had gone down my top. Delicious.
(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:35, 2 replies)

Dangerous things those tomato seeds.
Did you stick your finger back on?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 25 Jan 2014, 16:40, closed)

Thats a true story by the way
None of that "my kid loves me" bollocks
(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 2:28, closed)