Ferrets
Me and the wife were living in shit student housing so jumped at the chance of looking after a mates house while she went off on a holiday.

She had a cat and a ferret that had the run of the house. The cat no problem, eat shit sleep.

The ferret I didn't like and avoided, it stank to high heaven for one thing.

The degree of my dislike for the ferret grew when every morning of my stay it would sneak into the room and into the bed, locate my big toe and savagely bite me.

At least it wasn't my nads
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:32, Reply)