We had a Heinz 57 called Bonzo (yes).
At Christmas, we'd give him milk to drink as a treat, and one year, for whatever reasons, my dad's friend's mother-in-law came over. She was great - she drank gin from 9 in the morning, said "Good gracious!" a lot, and taught us rude songs that mum and dad disapproved of.

Towards the afternoon, she started slipping gin into Bonzo's milk, and later on in the evening, I let him out for a piss. He went over to the bush, cocked his leg and fell into it.

Fucking awesome.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:57, 3 replies)

You called your dog "Bonzo (yes)"?
Was it some kind of Dadaist thing?
( Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:12, closed)

Yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:21, closed)

(Bonzo)

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:25, closed)