More Pet StoriesMy dog died last week, and I'm already sick of people sending me that stupid Rainbow Bridge poem. Tell us about excellent (or rubbish) pets
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42)
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We had goldfish.Discovered we had three boys and one girl, when the unfortunate female had her fins worn away through unwanted attention from the males.
Dad partitioned the tank with a sheet of glass, but one of the boys managed to jump it, and continued his advances.
When the girl died, the boys were transferred to the pond, and I'm pretty sure the herons ate them.
Beaky justice for fishy sex offenders.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:44,
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So what you're saying here is that if you don't want a heron to make a mess of your pots and pans, get a pond.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:56,
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ClicksJust for the line "Beaky justice for fishy sex offenders."
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