Story from a friend
His wife bought a strawberry scented collar for his new kitten. He has a mate who's allergic.
The mate picked up the kitten in the middle of an argument: does it REALLY smell like strawberries? You got conned, mate! And takes a massive great sniiiiiiff of the kitten.
There's a pause.
The kitten dangles from the man's hands.
A thoughtful expression crosses the man's face.
And...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA---"
"--- CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
The kitten is caught right in the blast. Ears blown back by the expulsion of this six foot human, fur dragging in the wind, it claws and flails at the air to fight back.
"---CHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"
"---MRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!"
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:08, Reply)