I used to have a colony of pet pubic lice
The recent news that the rise of “the Brazilian” is threatening the crabs’ habitat and may make them go extinct has made me done a sad.

I also found out one interesting fact about crabs from New Scientist: pubic lice are not closely related to head lice, however they are closely related to gorilla lice. I'll just let that sink in for a while...
(Eukanuba, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:52, 6 replies)

I'm not sure you're equipped to read New Scientist.
Have you considered the Beano?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:54, closed)

I tried the Beano
I found their coverage of “dark matter” to be juvenile and uninteresting. Also, no monkey sex.
(Eukanuba, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:08, closed)

So that makes you...
A monkey fucker.
(Barnetboy, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:15, closed)

Ape fucker actually.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:06, closed)

Has he written a book?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:03, closed)

Oh man...
Someone call Battered back in.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 1:46, closed)