More Pet StoriesMy dog died last week, and I'm already sick of people sending me that stupid Rainbow Bridge poem. Tell us about excellent (or rubbish) pets
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42)
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Stupid CatA cat turned up to live at my house a few months ago. It is lacking spacial awareness, falls over a lot, can't figure out how to push a door open and farts all the time like a dog.
Yesterday it jumped on my lap and I noticed a strong smell of cat shit. Then I noticed a brown paw print on my jeans. Stupid twat trod its own shit into the house.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 2:45, Reply)
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