Naughty dog! Greedy dog!
Our Springer Spaniel once climbed on the table as mum was calling the family to Sunday lunch and ate a leg of lamb, all the veg and an apple pie. I was out at work but phoned to say when I would be home and was told Spaghetti Bolognese was now on the menu. As I came in the door, Susie the Spaniel was climbing down off the table, with the last strand of pasta disappearing down her gullet. I loved that dog!
(sputnik1, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:52, 3 replies)

Way to properly train and care for the animal like a responsible pet owner.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 23:16, closed)

Did it never occur to you that it wasn't physically possible for a smallish dog to eat all that food and your mum was subtly telling you to fuck off and get a house of your own?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:03, closed)

clicking this
mind you dogs are greedy fuckers
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:05, closed)