In which grandmasterfluffles gets busted by her cat
I used to own an awesome cat. Mimi was a tiny little overexcited fluffball who actually used to come when she was called, and would always be incredibly pleased to see me when I got home. To be fair, she was always incredibly pleased to see anyone, being as she had an inexhaustible desire for attention. She also had a voracious appetite, once polishing off an entire cheesecake when my back was turned, and generally having an amazing talent for stealing food off people's plates when they weren't looking. In short, she was the world's greatest cat, even if she wasn't too bright.

At the same time, I had a boyfriend. A boyfriend of whom my flatmate disapproved (he was right - boyfriend turned out to be a total tosspot, but I digress). It was early days in the relationship, and because my flatmate was an annoying overprotective nosy sod, I told him that the boyfriend and I were Just Friends.

Flatmate and I went out to the supermarket one day, returning a short while later. For once, Mimi wasn't running around, chasing her tail, meowing hysterically and jumping on us as if we'd been gone for days. She was simply sitting in the middle of the living room staring at us, tail swishing from side to side, next to a used condom that she'd dragged out of my bedroom bin.

BUSTED
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:05, 5 replies)

Your flatmate
was jealous.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:07, closed)

^

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:15, closed)

I don't think so
He loved the previous boyfriend
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:35, closed)

Or he's having
safe-sex with your cat...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 3:31, closed)

Shoulda been using Femidoms
www.bengalcatforums.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6344
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:41, closed)