Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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Derek the DalekStudents steal traffic cones, it's like a tradition, or an old charter, or something. You have to steal traffic cones. Nobody knows why. Most of them are the boring red conical ones that sprout in their millions on motorways. Not mine.
Mine was christened "Derek" the morning I found him in my room, and was one of the huge bright yellow ones about four foot tall that they put over massively dangerous open live electrical installations, covered in "DANGER OF DEATH!!!" signs, lightning bolts, pictures of stick men frying etc. Bod knows how much danger of death I'd exposed myself to "borrowing" the thing the night before. Stayed with me for the rest of the year, not least because he was big enough to hide an entire person under, with usually hilarious consequences.
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I know what books you read...O'Malley.
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There's no apostrophe or letter e...... in Omally... Jim.
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The Armageddon Trilogyis probably the greatest collection of literature ever ever ever.
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His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:17,
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