Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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Drink? I like to stay in control.That's why I ended up coming home from the pub with a road traffic Stop / Go sign. No idea where it came from.
My girlfriend at the time said I kept spinning it around and saying "GO make me a cuppa"! and later "STOP yelling at me"!
Then I became overcome with dread and fear of imminent Police invasion so I hid the sign in the shed and full in a bush.
The next week I fell in a ditch and tried to convince the missus I was muddy and late because I'd been chased by a headless horseman, of all things.
Wonder why she left?!
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Dervel OTBC, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:25,
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She should'na left you. There's too many sensible, boring men out there with girlfriends.(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:36, closed)
Yeah, stealing a road sign is definitely the sign of an original thinker.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:14,
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I really hopethat you wrote 'Hammertime' under the 'stop' sign
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