Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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More memories than souvenirsBut myself and another member of these fine boards used to get drunk and spend the early hours of the morning making up miniature protest banners which read such things as "I hate fishing!", "This hat make me look stupid!" and "Rights for gnomes". We would then go out at about 3 am and rearrange the gardens of any houses with a certain popular garden ornament.
In retrospect this does seem rather silly but we didn't break anything and I can't help but giggle at the thought of the home owners opening their front door in the morning to find all their garden gnomes carefully arranged as if marching up their garden path in protest against their mistreatment.
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Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:52,
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One can only imagine the flood of angry letters to the Daily Express this could have provoked."Why oh why have the filthy pinko trade unionists been allowed to taint even the minds of our garden gnomes? Lock them all up, EU fatcat gravy train, 1000 years to the Party, etc."
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:08,
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good times were had by allah the carefree days of our yoot.
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