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I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.

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(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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Sorry Quints. I'll try harder next time.

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:56, 1 reply)
I think you mean Whipps Cross Hospital as well, IF INDEED THIS STORY OF SEX EVER HAPPENED AT ALL

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:00, closed)
THERE IS NO SEX.
Or maybe there was. That's the fucking problem, I've no idea.

But, no, I was definitely in Walthmstow, I walked to Walthamstow tube for the Victoria line of shame.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:03, closed)
IT MUST HAVE BEEN WHIPPS CROSS
DON'T GET ME STARTED ON SUITS HERE
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:07, closed)
Steady, you're channeling Al again.
Anyway, it's /QOTW. Obviously it's all massive aspergers lies.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:13, closed)

www.b3ta.com/links/Truth_about_trolls
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:34, closed)
aww, bless
Rory's not a troll. He's just a cuddly wee bear.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:38, closed)
He's such a prick ent he

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:51, closed)
He attempts trolling.
In a sad and pathetic way.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:55, closed)
seems to be working tho

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:02, closed)
Not really.

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:04, closed)
you seem wound up, and i rather think that is the point

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:05, closed)
^

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:23, closed)


(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:42, closed)
I had been hoping you were dead

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:51, closed)
I haven't thought about you at all.

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:03, closed)
:'(

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:18, closed)
Not wound up quinten, it is just funny to see rory blow his top on the many occasions when he attempts to troll and is laughed at..
I understand you two are buddies as everyone needs a friend, so your defence of our retarded rory is very sweet.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:58, closed)

^I have to agree with Mock turtle rory tries very badly to troll and ends up getting angry himself. Small penis syndrome if ever I saw it^
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:18, closed)
That’s not what your dear old Gran said, right slag she were, minging arsehole but went like a train with a bit of greasing up from a tesco tub of marg.

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:33, closed)
Getting better rory.
4/10
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:07, closed)
What sort of self important prick arbitrarily scores postings on qotw
You've gone down in my estimations today
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:50, closed)
And the anger starts.
You are meant to be the troll making other people angry.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:02, closed)

haha lyon is hulking out
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:04, closed)
Gaz me if you ever find out what a troll is

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:08, closed)
Gaz you? Is this your attempt at sexy time?
You certainly are not a troll rory but your pathetic attempts to try to be one are so endearing.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:12, closed)
You seem pretty confused about the whole thing, I'm just trying to be there for you
I don't mind you following me round getting all upset over anything I write, but the scoring gig of yours is pretty sad.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:24, closed)
Really rory give it a rest, you spew out the same of bullshit phrases because of your lack of originality.

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:01, closed)

i think you have hit the nail on the head mr Turtle, well done.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:03, closed)
I think I've figured out Mock Turtles backup account

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:18, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/morningaftersouvenirs/post1602012
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:28, closed)
Oh dear :(
2/10
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:41, closed)
My cousins now wife, then girlfriend
did her nurse training at the London Hosital in Whitechapel.

We had some EPIC weekends at the nurses quarters behind the hospital.

Having said that, seems quite a few nurses are a bit fucking nuts. Not sure if the profession draws drama queens, but it was a rare weekend that didn't see at least one spectacular meltdown.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:09, closed)
I think a punch was reasonable punishment in this case to be honest.

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:13, closed)
you spelled hospital wrong

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:27, closed)
What? Have you never been to London Hosital Quentin?

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:36, closed)
i've been to a hosspickle and a hoskital
but not a hosital
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:48, closed)
You spelt
tosser wrong.

You've written 'Quinten'.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:03, closed)
yeah well you spelled 'everyone in the whole world is fucking my mum' wrong

(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:06, closed)


(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:09, closed)
Yeah, well you've
obviously had more practice than me.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:45, closed)

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